What Every Bookworm Needs

I'm sure I could give dozens of answers to that statement.  "What does every bookworm need?" More shelves. More books. More time to read.  Friends who will fangirl/fanboy over books with us.  And so forth.  But this post is about something I'm sure every bookworm needs and wants and will likely never get.

A rich benefactor.

"Who will do what?" you ask.

Fund all my bookish ventures, that's what.

You know, buy all the books I want and all the bookcases to hold them.  Pay for shipping so I can give away tons of books and swag.  So I can donate more books to ARC tours.  And so I can go to all the awesome book conventions (BEA, ALA, YALLfest, etc.).

Wouldn't that be nice?  Don't you agree?

(Wow, this is an unusually short post for me.)