A rich benefactor.
"Who will do what?" you ask.
Fund all my bookish ventures, that's what.
You know, buy all the books I want and all the bookcases to hold them. Pay for shipping so I can give away tons of books and swag. So I can donate more books to ARC tours. And so I can go to all the awesome book conventions (BEA, ALA, YALLfest, etc.).
Wouldn't that be nice? Don't you agree?